your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
you’re welcome
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
THEY HAVE ALL THAT FUCKIN TECHNOLOGY AND UHURA HAS A FUCKIN EARPIECE YET THROUGH THIS ENTIRE FUCKIN MOVIE THEY WERE WALKIN AROUND WITH FLIP PHONES LIKE IT WAS FUCKIN 2007 DAFUQ IS THIS JJ ABRAMS
(Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep)
how left out do you feel on a scale of 0 to america
Very boring up here.
No crimes in Heaven, apparently.
SH
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Met an angel called Castiel.
Was looking for a human body.
SH
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Have I told you about the Winchesters?
SH
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I miss you and your complaining horribly
SH
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Met Einstein! Was appalled at how little I knew about space.
SH
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John, your mother and father say ‘hello’.
SH
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I wish I could talk to you
SH
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God won’t let me visit Hell.
But I’m bored. There are bound to be murders there!
SH
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If you end up here anytime soon I may have to kill you
SH
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Still missing you horribly
SH
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Was told you got married. “Mary Morstran”.
A woman even I might admire. Good Job.
SH
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People keep finding me here. Say that I solved the crimes surrounding their deaths.
Keep thanking me.
Somewhat annoying.
SH
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Really, John? You named your son “Sherlock”?
Someone is getting too sentimental.
I’m touched.
SH
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Met Mycroft. I’m not surprised he’s here a bit early.
Still as annoying as ever.
I miss when you used to punch him for me.
SH
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You’ve become so good at writing.
I miss you.
SH
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There are so many things I should have said.
Down There.
SH
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Sorry
SH
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I miss you
SH
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I love you.
SH
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Won’t you hurry up?
SH
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Don’t come too quickly, though.
SH
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Met with Mummy.
She cried. I don’t understand it.
SH
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I love you
SH
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Being an old man doesn’t suit you.
You’re done fighting, John.
Come home.
SH
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Stubborn to the last, my John.
SH
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I love you anyway.
SH
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“Welcome home.”
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
unless you’re the windows update and you get postponed.
(Source: stevebrule)
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this